Atlas Shrugged

Split second, baggage (You may only cast this spell
as you are losing the game.)
Tell your opponents about the terminal illness
you have that caused your relationship with your
wife to suffer before she left you and took the
kids who now blame you for destroying their lives
and depriving them of a father, about how you
are forced to work to pay child support so you
aren't locked up until you die, and how you
just wanted to win a few MTG games for old
times sake before you go, the