Captain Hamburger

Burgertouch (Whenever a creature with
Burgertouch deals damage to a creature its controller sacrifices that creature and creates a
food token.)
Overweight Sacrifice a food: Captain Hamburger
gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Whenever Captain Hamburger deals damage to a player create a food token.
Hamburgers you control get +1/+1.
For Burger-merica!