Carl, Lord of the Flesh

When Carl, Lord of the Flesh is cast, destroy all
human creatures on the battlefield. Carl gets
+1/+1 counters equal to the number of creatures destroyed this way.
remove X +1/+1 counters from Carl: Create
two X/X red human horror creature tokens with
fear, menace and trample. their base power and toughness are equal to the number of +1/+1
counters removed this way.
"CAAAAAARL!!!!" —Paul