Catopus, the Loving Terror

As an additional cost to cast Catopus, the Loving Terror, discard your hand. Put a number of
+1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of
cards discarded this way.
Discard two cards: Catopus gains hexproof or intimidate until end of turn. If you discard two creature cards this way, it gains deathtouch or islandwalk until end of turn.
This is the thing man was not meant to pet.