Catowborn Apostle

A deck can have any number of cards named Catowborn Apostle if you own a cat.
{w}{b}, sacrifice six creatures named Catowborn Apostle: Search your house for a cat and put it onto the battlefield. Its power is equal to its length in inches from nose to tail, and its toughness is equal to its weight in pounds.
Players outside of America, I'm sorry for the inconvenient measurements.