Chandra's Signature Move

Whenever a permanent you control is damaged
outside of combat, yell, "NO! I'M PLAYING
THE CHANDRA DECK YOU CAN'T
DAMAGE ME I DAMAGE YOOUUU!". Then,
this permanent deals X damage to any target,
where X is the amount of damage you took.
NO! I'M PLAYING THE CHANDRA DECK
YOU CAN"T DAMAGE ME I DAMAGE
YOOUUU!