Charlie, the Moist

{4}{u}{u}{u}{t}, Deal X damage to target creature.
Cr1tikal Opinion - Whenever a creature enters
your hand, order your hand from least favorite to
most favorite. Whenever you place a creature on
the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter in
accordance to their order (1 counter - 7 counters
at most).
"Woo! Yeah baby! That's what I was waiting for,
that's what it's all about! Woo!"