Chocolate elemental

You may pay {w} rather than paying its mana costa to cast this if you have no cards in your hand. this gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand. {t}{6}: discard your hand, then draw 8 cards. This gets -1/-1 for each nonland permanent in your hand.
Flying. Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a good food token. ({t}, sacrifice it: you gain 5 life. {t}: add {1}{c}.)
"They float over prismakh, creating a chocolate heaven."—God of kids