Crypt Ooze

Mitotic {2} ({2}: If this creature's base toughness is 2
or greater, exile it. Then create two creature tokens that are copies of the exiled creature except they have base power and toughness X/X, where X is half of the exiled creature's base toughness, rounded down.)
When Crypt Ooze enters the battlefield, put a
-1/-1 counter on target creature.
"Oh no.. you must be kidding me."
- Tomigon, Tomb Raider