Dr. Calc Ulator

Flying, hexproof
Dr. Calc Ulator's power is equal to the number
of cards in your library, subtracted by your age,
then divided by the number of pairs of outdoor
footwears you own, then multiplied by the
number of tables in your house , then add two.
Dr. Calc's toughness is equal to Pi multiplied by
the square root of 42 divided by how many feet
you are tall, rounded down.