Eborisk, the land former

+2: search your library for 2 basic lands, put one in your hand, the other in your graveyard
-5: target creature gets -x/-x where x is the number of lands in your graveyard, then target creature gets +x/+x.
-9: you gain x life, draw x cards and each opponent loses x life or discards x cards where x is the number of lands you control