Foolish Bedlamancer

Targets for spells and abilities with one target are chosen at random.
The buzzkill Azorius wrote down all their laws.
Out came the Demon and he mashed them up with
saws!
Out came the Guildpact, and the cult he did detain,
But it's just a matter of time 'till we'll bash his
"order" in!
—Sixth District Children's Rhyme