Kevin and Harry

{1}{w}, {t}: Be a Dungeon Master for a game of
Dungeons & Dragons.
{2}{u}, {t}: Teach target human how to play Magic:
the Gathering.
{b}{b}{b}, {t}: Read about World War Two.
{1}{r}{r}, {t}: Explain why Star Wars is the best.
{3}{g}, {t}: Consume an entire pizza pie.
"For the Weimar Republic!"