Liam, Progenitor of Virgins

Menace
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may
flip a coin. If heads that spell gains lifelink. Repeat this process for trample and deathtouch. If the coin lands
heads three times this way, that spell gains rebound. If
the coin lands tails three times this way, that spell
gains cascade.
"You ever had a bitch on your dick? Then fucking act
like it"