Litriock, Unlife Command

+1: If your life total is even summon a 1/1 black skeleton creature token, if it is odd summon a 2/2 black zombie creature token and you lose 1 life.
-2: If your life total is even destroy target creature an opponent controls, if it is odd instead destroy two at random and you lose 1 life.
-9: Summon five 1/1 skeleton and five 2/2 zombie black creature tokens with “as long as your life total is odd this creatures power is doubled”