Lyndon of Heavy Trousers

0: Create two 0/1 black Protester tokens with defender and "When this creature dies, put a loyalty counter on Lyndon of Heavy Trousers."
-5: Target opponent gets an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control enters the battlefield, it takes 2 damage."
-6: All players get an emblem with "Planeswalkers enter the battlefield with one less loyalty counter."