Master of Suspense

Super Suspend 20 - {u}{u}{b}{b} (Rather than play this card, you may pay UUBB and put it into the absolutely friggin removed from the game zone with 20 time counters on it. It remains in this zone even after the game is finished. At the beginning of any upkeep with the same deck, remove a time counter from this card. When you remove the last counter from this card, you may play it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Whenever an opponent makes any kind of noise,
remove a time counter fro