Master of Suspense

Super Suspend 20 - {u}{u}{u} (Rather than play this
card, you may pay its suspend cost and put it into the absolutely friggin removed from the game zone with 20
time counters on it. It remains in this zone even after
the game is finished. At the beginning of any upkeep,
remove a time counter from this card. When you
remove the last counter from this card, you may play
it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.)
Fear
Whenever a player is surprised, remove a counter
from Master of