Old Man Skarpuletti

+1: Old Man Skarpuletti gets your choice of up to one vigilance, double strike, indestructible, intimidate, or lifelink counter.
0: Old Man Skarpuletti becomes a 4/4 human warrior creature until end of turn. Tap up to one target creature.
-3: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +1/+1 for each kind of counter on it until end of turn."