Saru ad Racet, Sour Teacher

First strike, haste, hexproof
{1}{r}: Saru ad Racet, Sour Teacher gains mentor. (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter
on target attacking creature with lesser power.)
{1}{b}: Saru ad Racet gains hinder. (Whenever this creature attacks, put a -1/-1 counter on target
creature an opponent controls with greater power.)
"No, you're doing it wrong."