Sergeant Detritus

Trample, Protection from creatures under 8/8
When this creature enters the battlefield all creatures
your opponents control tap.
If you don't block this creature with all your
creatures, it can't be blocked.
If this Creature is blocked and/or blocks blue, it gets
+5/+5 until end of turn.
"Boys, if dere was a Phd in bein' fick, youse wouldn' be able to find a pencil." - Detritus