Thunder Kite

Equipped creature gets +3/-1 and has lifelink.
{u/r}{u/r}: Deal 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
{3}, {t}: Add {e}
{e}{e}, {t}: Deal 5 damage to target creature.
{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}: Destroy up to 2 target creatures, planeswalkers, artifacts, enchantments, or emblems.
"Hold this for a second." -Ben Franklin