Wisdom of Solomon

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose an
artifact card in a graveyard. Return it to the
battlefield under your control.
Newman: We will cut the bike down the middle, and
give half to each of you...
Elaine: What?!... This is your solution?!... To ruin
the bike?!... All right fine. Go ahead. Cut the
stupid thing in half.
Kramer: No, no, no. Give it to her. I'd rather
it belonged to another than see it destroyed.