Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander

{2}{u}{t}: Tap target creature, it doesn't untap
during the controller's next turn.
{2}{w}{t}: Gain 3 life or prevent the next 3
damage that would be dealt to any target.
{2}{r}{t}: Deal 3 damage to any target.
{3}{b}{b}{b}{t}: Each player misses their
next attack step. Zeddicus Zul'Zorander
doesn't untap during your next untap step.
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